Phyllis
Bear, a convenience store clerk from Arizona, called the police after a
customer threatened her. The disgruntled patron, seeking to purchase a money
order, handed Bear several bills that were rejected by the store’s automated
safe. Suspecting that the cash was counterfeit, Bear told him to come back
later to speak with a manager.
The man had left
by the time the cops arrived, and Bear was swamped at the register. Offended
that she was serving paying customers rather than rendering proper deference to
an emissary of the State, one of the officers arrested Bear for “obstructing
government operations,” handcuffed her, and stuffed her in the back of his
cruiser.
A few minutes
later, while the officer was on the radio reporting the abduction, his
small-boned captive took the opportunity to extract one of her hands from the
cuffs, reach through the window, and start opening the back door from the
outside. The infuriated captor yanked the door open and demanded that the
victim extend her hands to be re-shackled. When Bear refused to comply, the
officer reached into the back seat and ripped her from the vehicle, causing her
to lose her balance and stumble into the second officer.
Bear, who had
called the police in the tragically mistaken belief that they would help her,
was charged with three felonies: “obstruction” – refusal to stiff-arm customers
in order to attend to an impatient cop; “escape” – daring to pull her hand out
of the shackles that had been placed upon her without lawful cause; and
“aggravated assault” – impermissible contact with the sanctified personage of a
police officer as a result of being violently dragged out of the car by the
“victim’s” comrade.
The first two
charges were quickly dropped. During a bench trial, the prosecution admitted
that the arrest was illegal. Yet the judge ruled that Bear – who had no prior
criminal history -- was guilty of “escape” and imposed one year of unsupervised
probation. That conviction was upheld by the Arizona
Court of Appeals, which ruled that although the arrest was unwarranted and
illegal, Bear had engaged in an illegal act of “self-help” by refusing to
submit to abduction with appropriate meekness.
Decades ago, when
Arizona was a more civilized place, the state “followed the common-law rule
that a person may resist an illegal arrest,” the court acknowledged. But that morally sound and intellectually
unassailable policy was a casualty of what the court called “a trend … away from
the common-law rule and toward the judicial settlement of such disputes.”
Referring to the act of unlawfully seizing another human being and holding that
person by force as a “dispute” is a bit like calling assault rape a “lover's
quarrel.”
“Permitting an
individual to resort to self-help to escape from an illegal arrest, rather than
seeking a remedy through the legal system, would invite violence and endanger
public safety,” pontificated the court -- carefully ignoring the fact that
arrest is a violent injury, and illegal arrest is nothing more than an
abduction. “The same public policy that permits a conviction for resisting
arrest even if the arrest is unlawful should authorize conviction for escape
despite the unlawfulness of the underlying arrest.”
Furthermore, it’s
not necessary for a police officer to explain why the arrest was made;
according to the court, “only the fact of [an] arrest is a necessary element”
for the victim to be charged with “escape.” In an
earlier case, the same court ruled that a woman who jerked her arms away
from a police officer committed the supposed crime of resisting arrest.
Anything other than immediate, unconditional submission to the demands of a
costumed enforcer is treated as a criminal offense – even when those demands
are not valid as a matter of law.
From that
perspective, all citizens are incipient slaves, subject to detention,
abduction, and other abuse at the whim of uniformed slave-keepers.
A slave is
somebody who cannot say “no” – as in, “No, I can’t talk to you right now
because I’m on the clock and there are paying customers ahead of you.” This is
because the slave doesn’t exercise self-ownership in any sense in the presence
of a slave-keeper.
A slave-keeper is
somebody who claims the legal right to take ownership of another person at his
discretion, and use physical violence to compel submission.
This is the
specific definition of the peculiar institution called “law enforcement,” as
demonstrated by the following statement from theannual report of an entirely typical sheriff’s office: “A law enforcement
officer’s authority and power to take away a citizen’s constitutional rights is
unmatched anywhere in our society.”
The conceit that
defines law enforcement is that all claims to self-ownership evaporate in the
presence of a police officer. Some people have internalized that message to
such an extent that they immediately assume the position of a submissive slave
whenever a police officer approaches. Among them is actor
and literacy activist LeVar Burton, whose breakthrough role – either
ironically or appropriately, I can’t decide which -- was the fictional escaped
slave Kunta Kinte.
“This is a
practice I engage in every time I’m stopped by law enforcement,” explained
Burton during a panel discussion on CNN. “And I taught this to my son who is
now 33 as part of my duty as a father…. When I get stopped by the police, I
take my hat off and my sunglasses off, I put them on a the passenger’s side, I
roll down my window, I take my hands, I stick them outside the window and on
the door of the driver’s side because I want that officer to be as relaxed as
possible when he approaches that vehicle. And I do that because I live in
America.”
Burton describes
his ritual of self-abasement as his strategy for physically surviving an
encounter with police. In order to avoid arrest it may be necessary to plumb
further depths of personal degradation.
Dale Carson, a
defense attorney, former cop, and former FBI agent, has written a revealing
manual entitled Arrest-Proof
Yourself. That book is replete with significant insights into the
institutionalized sociopathy called police “work” – and it abounds in even more
revealing advice about the kind of self-inflicted humiliation expected of
Mundanes once their self-anointed slave masters appear.
In an interview with the Atlantic magazine, Carson described law enforcement as a “revenue
gathering system” in which predatory officers compete to see “who can put the
most people in jail.” His most emphatic advice is to avoid attracting the
attention of police officers – something that is becoming nearly impossible in
our Panopticon society.
In the event that
avoiding the police proves to be impossible, Carson offers etiquette tips for
Mundanes seeking to avoid an arrest: Make eye contact, but don't smile; don't
react when (not if) the privileged thug deliberately provokes you through foul,
confrontational language and calculated acts of battery; be accommodating and
extravagantly respectful.
If all of these
tactics prove unavailing, then Carson recommends that the Mundane surrender
what residue of personal dignity remains by crying or, if possible, deploying
other bodily emissions. He suggests that you could foul yourself “so that
police will consider setting you free in order not to get their cruiser nasty,”
urinating in your pants, or, if possible, vomiting.
Remarkably,
Carson's tactics for avoiding arrest track very closely with the
notorious rape prevention advice provided by the University of Colorado at
Colorado Springs. The college faculty, piously discouraging “violent
self-help” (such as carrying and using a firearm), urged women confronting a
potential rapist to “Tell your attacker that you have a disease or are
menstruating” and that “Vomiting or urinating may also convince the attacked to
leave you alone.”
In similar
fashion, Carson’s advice on avoiding arrest assumes a limitless capacity for
self-denigration on the part of the Mundane. But it only applies to public
encounters with police. It provides no direction for people victimized by
lawless police violence in their own homes, something that is becoming
commonplace.
Last May 28,
72-year old Fort
Worth resident Jerry Waller was shot and killed in his garage by Officer R.A.
Hoeppner.
Displaying the competence for which government law enforcement is
legendary, Hoeppner and his partner, Ben Hanlon, had responded to a burglary
alarm by going to the wrong address.
Hearing prowlers on his property, Waller
grabbed his gun and went out to investigate. A few minutes later he was dead,
shot multiple times by Hoeppner when he refused to disarm himself. A grand jury
declined to indict the officer.
In describing the events of that evening, Hoeppner, a neophyte police officer from a
multi-generational family of law enforcers, displayed the reflexive perplexity
of a freshly-minted slave catcher confronting someone who didn't see himself as
another person's property.
“His attitude
toward us was very malicious – It, it was not pro-police at all,” recalledHoeppner. Although Waller was on his own property, and the police officers were
the intruders, Hoeppner described the victim’s posture as “very aggressive
toward us – and I mean like almost … attitudish.” That assessment makes perfect
sense once it’s understood that Hoeppner had been indoctrinated to view any
non-cooperation as “aggression” because police, in some sense, own the rest of us.
After Hoeppner
made the unlawful demand that the alarmed homeowner disarm himself, Waller
quite sensibly asked, “Why?” This struck the cop as an act of irrational
defiance:
“What person in
their right man – mind would ask a peace officer – a, a law enforcement officer
`why' when he tells you and gives you verbal commands.... Your law-abiding
citizen is not going to tell – going to ask you, why.”
From the cop’s
perspective, the expression “law-abiding citizen” is a functional synonym for “Properly
obedient slave.” Not only did the uppity Mundane refuse to submit, he actually
behaved as if he was the rightful owner of his person and property: “It was
almost like he had the attitude of you – you cannot tell me what to do with my
gun in my, you know, in my castle.”
Slave-keepers
don’t have to ask permission to invade the servants’ quarters, and slaves have
no right to protect the sanctity of their person or effects. In his study of 18th
Century slave patrols – the largely unacknowledged ancestors of today’s “professional”
police agencies -- historian Philip L. Reichel points out that “patrols
had full power and authority to enter any plantation and break open Negro
houses or other places where slaves were suspected of keeping arms; to punish
runaways or slaves found outside of their masters’ plantations without a pass;
[and] to whip any slave who should affront or abuse them in the execution of
their duties….”
No-knock midnight
raids; gun confiscation; “stop-and-frisk”-style demands for identification that
quickly escalate to violence and arrest; summary punishment for “contempt of
cop” – all of these practices would be immediately recognizable to 18th
century slaves. They would probably find it incomprehensible that people who
consider themselves to be free would allow such practices to continue.
Video Extra: Austin Slave Patrol In Action
Blogger Chris Quintero captured the spectacle of Austin police officers detaining, abusing, and abducting a female jogger who had failed to produce ID when the slave-keepers demanded it of her.
Obiter Dicta
My sincere thanks to everyone who has donated to Pro Libertate. We could still use some help -- and we are very grateful for your generosity!
Last week I had the opportunity to attend the 2014 Freedom Summit in Phoenix, Arizona, where I met some remarkably talented and thoughtful people. I was invited to participate in a discussion with the estimable Larken Rose (it was billed as a "debate," but we disagreed about very little) during the Friday evening session. That discussion was video-recorded, and I will let you know when it becomes available. My thanks to Ernest and Donna Hancock and to everyone else who organized that event.
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